The quest for the perfect Christmas present has been a long and tiresome process, not so much for me (I actually enjoyed it) but for the people around me, most of them unwillingly involved in my pursuit. It all began with the chocolate chestnut which Wedel no longer sold when I started Christmas shopping. Then there came designer cupcakes. Truffles. A chocolate gay fish. A chocolate mermaid. A chocolate rabbit. A seashell. Ginger and cinnamon bars. One way tickets to Mexico. Liquid dishwasher. Broken Christmas tree decorations. Out of date mayo. A portable ashtray. Indian spices. Light bulbs. Hot sugar massage. Mistletoe. And then finally, just when I was about to abandon all hope, I found the perfect present:
6 comments:
A portable gay designer truffle massage?
Darn! You should've been involved in this quest, too. That's a splendid idea, will remember it for next year :)
a one way ticket to Mexico???
Yeah, I was delusional. Happens quite often lately :)
what is a gay chocolate fish???
A gay fish is defined in the 5th episode of the 13th series of South Park. A chocolate gay fish is... well... the chocolate version of the above mentioned gay fish.
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